His girlfriend said he has a micro penis
Omg he has a tiny micro dick
Black micro cock deserves to be mocked
Bikini models call out micro penis
Now you have a certified micropenis
Grown man with a pathetic midget dick
You have a little micro penis
Simp bitch boner fits easily into panties
You will never please a woman when you have this
OMG you have a micropenis
It is over once she sees your micro penis
No shaft at all on this dick it just pokes out
Got Dick? Randal definitely does not
In a polyamorous relationship for obvious reasons
Brown baby bitch cock out and ready
Here is a micro dinky fucking dick for ya
Dick so small you can’t measure it
First there was Magic Mike but now there’s Mini ...
22 years old. Almost hard. Pathetic.
If this dick doesn’t make you laugh then nothin ...
That explains the burly hipster beard
Might Mouse Dick to Save the Day