Penis is too small for the showers
Little Christmas Cocklette?! – SPH Captions
His dick is so much bigger than yours
Your penis is so small! No Christmas cookies or ...
Little pathetic dick caption
No real dick is EVER that TINY
Sorry dicklettes but sex is only for 6in cocks ...
Hubby has a small Asian penis caption
Pathetic small penis caption
Bet you fail the Toilet Paper Roll Test