Even a straw is more satisfying
Tits are for real men to enjoy not dinky dicklettes
Sorry your dick is too small for pubic hair
You can never have this ass
Beta dicks hardly ever fantasize about normal sex
Your little pin dick could never please a real ...
When your dick is so small women will barely fe ...
On the small side? That’ so tiny it’ ...
Your dick is 2 inches at best
OMG talk about a frigging balloon knot of a cock
Not enough shaft to hang past the balls
Shaved it bare, shook it around and was still t ...
You will get used to fucking sock pussies
Sex for you is limited to socks and tissues
You’ll get sockpussy once my feet are done with ...
We know why you don’t have a girlfriend
WTF is that? Gimme your man card
You said you were big but that is pathetic
Omg that penis is so little!
Your ex clearly wasn’t lying about your penis
Piggy dick looking like a dunce
Nobody can even tell that you are hard
Licking pussy isn’t gonna save you