Your dick is not big enough
You have a really tiny dick
Are You a Two Finger Tugger?
Dick too small for sex? Let it be known!
Ha! Ha! You got a lil’ dick!
Didn’t realize penises could be that small (SPH ...
Your little penis is gonna be all over the internet
If only your boner was 5 inches longer
Always remember these facts about your small penis
I will never satisfy any woman with that pencil ...
Is it in yet? Forget it! You’re too small ...
He wishes he had a big dick