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littledickwanker jay Jerking off my micro pp is the only thing i can do with it. I'm a total sexual incompetent.

Women appreciate the little things in life just ...

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You versus the guy she told you not to worry about

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Did you cum already? Such a small useless cock

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Premature Ejaculation Central

littledickwanker jay SHE must be talking to me ?

BBC my ass

I think dinky dick just came in his pants

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white5andahalf Nipples are bigger than my micro penis!

That dick is just too damn small

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Basically everyone has a bigger dick than you

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littledickwanker jay I'm in the <1% group !

Vanessa44099584 Yes I know... but I still have to ask, every single time...

I think I will pass on sex

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Just texting a guy a with much bigger dick

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Stand still with that sissy dick out

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sissybetaboi I totally need this for sure. Being emasculated by hot women and especially when they are dr...

littledickwanker jay Ready ! "I have a baby penis !"

Vanessa44099584 It would be so embarrassing, if women would take pics of my tiny penis...

Show me that tiny dick again

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littledickwanker jay Oh but please do !

johnnyanderson You have to promise to laugh!

Vanessa44099584 you are just saying that, so that I show it you again and you get to laugh at me again...

Rate my lovers by dick size? All bigger than you

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OF COURSE penis size is important

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We can all see your acorn dick

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sissybetaboi So humiliating

littledickwanker jay ... and it looks to be the same size as your nipples !

You will never get to fuck unless it’s yo ...

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littledickwanker jay Well even when I was married for a short time I didn't (read, "couldn't") fuck !

You said you were small but wholly shit

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sissybetaboi Cute shoes!

littledickwanker jay YUP I have the word "tiny" tattooed on my micro weewee.

We know about your tiny dick

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littledickwanker jay Was it Patti or Debbie or Inez who told you ?

So the rumors about your micro dick are true

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littledickwanker jay YUP and i always try and confirm the rumours.

Fucking your tiny dick? Yeah right lol

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littledickwanker jay OH yeah ! my idea of gr8 sex with a woman !

saffie2 Deffers

That dick better get bigger

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littledickwanker jay Please do ! Your anger and degradation will only intensify my chronic masturbation !

Even a straw is more satisfying

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littledickwanker jay And it's about 10x longer !

Sorry your dick is too small for pubic hair

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You can never have this ass

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littledickwanker jay I've been told that by women so many times !

How could you make sex better? Grow more dick

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