Becoming the girl like Denver Shoemaker

After years of realizing I can’t get any girls, I decided Denver Shoemaker (me) needed to focus on becoming one. Maybe if I use my butt like a pussy then I’ll have better luck having sex. As of right now I’m still a virgin.

– Denver “Tan Line Titties” Shoemaker

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