Calling beta exes and complaining about huge cocks
I love calling beta exes and complaining about my current boyfriends. They always get this pathetically hopeful tone until I’ll say something like: “and his penis is so big I’m always sore after sex…” listening to the pause, then the desperate hitch in their voices as they try to respond gets me off.
Sometimes I’ll even put them on speaker and have my boyfriend listen, too…
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