Christmas SPH Caption
Time for some SPH captions just in time for Christmas!
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How are you supposed to fuck anything with that ...
Go back to the room and jerk your little dick
Women appreciate the little things in life just ...
You versus the guy she told you not to worry about
Did you cum already? Such a small useless cock
BBC my ass
I think dinky dick just came in his pants
That dick is just too damn small
Basically everyone has a bigger dick than you
I think I will pass on sex
Just texting a guy a with much bigger dick
Stand still with that sissy dick out
Show me that tiny dick again
Rate my lovers by dick size? All bigger than you
OF COURSE penis size is important
We can all see your acorn dick
You will never get to fuck unless it’s yo ...
You said you were small but wholly shit
We know about your tiny dick
So the rumors about your micro dick are true
Fucking your tiny dick? Yeah right lol
That dick better get bigger
Even a straw is more satisfying
Sorry your dick is too small for pubic hair
You can never have this ass
