Christmas SPH Caption
Time for some SPH captions just in time for Christmas!
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Your boner looks like a tube of lip balm
The disappointing dicklette
Small penis pantyboy freaks out
Have a small penis? Get used to this look
You have a 4 inch penis? I wanna see it
Tell everyone about your tiny penis
Try riding this sissy dick if you think size do ...
Not enough shaft to hang past the balls
Grind that pillow with your little pecker
There is so much pillow humping in your future
You get so much handpussy
Sissy dick so small it just pokes out
Sure I lost a little respect for ya but… lol
You thought this was our date? I just assumed y ...
I own you and your worthless cock
Shaved it bare, shook it around and was still t ...
She will easily make that small cock disappear
Make this face just as you’re about to cum
You will get used to fucking sock pussies
Sex for you is limited to socks and tissues
You must fuck that handpussy hard
You’ll get sockpussy once my feet are done with ...
We know why you don’t have a girlfriend
WTF is that? Gimme your man card
Hand Humping Loser Caption
