Dick So Small I Have to Sit to Pee and Still Piss on Myself Most the Time

I was in my backyard taking a few rips and I had to piss.. silly me should’ve known it wasn’t long enough to get past my shirt so I got piss on it.

Of course, I sit down and pee in public restrooms but my little wee-wee is so short that most of the time I pee and it goes straight under the seat on and the back of my pants. Any thoughts and suggestions?

Tiny dick problems.