First was my sister when she caught me she laughed, showed numerous friends of hers, all laughed, every girlfriend has laughed, still a virgin. Beginning to think I always will be.
I was 22 and still a virgin, when I showed my dick to a girl for the first time… We met at a party and she invited me over to her place. We were both quite drunk and obviously, she was looking for a one night stand and somehow I got lucky. When we got to her place we started making out and pretty soon, she started undoing my belt and went down on me… I was very nervous and still completely limp, when she pulled down my boxers… I could hear her giggling but she quickly pulled herself together, wrapped her hand around it and began to jerk it. It took a minute or two for me to get hard and that’s when she started laughing… I naively asked her what she was laughing about and she just looked at me with this disappointed and pitiful look in her face…. I still didn’t get it, asked her again and finally told her about being a virgin. She took her hands off me, sat next to me and told me, that I should’ve told her earlier and that she wasn’t interested in having sex with a beginner… As I was leaving, right before she closed the door behind me, she told me: “I’m sorry to tell you this but you should know that your dick is way too skinny and too small.”
And the second, at the same time, lol
Well, technically she didn’t laugh. Though she did tell me I should “save sex for the right girl.”
LOOOL
Love the comments ‘guys’. π
Yes she did , then i cried. Now i laugh every time i think about it..lol
Seconds before giving me a bj, the girl said “it’s not worth it” and she left.
And then did your balls turn a pretty shade of blue? LOL
No girl has ever seen mine… -besides you, pretty much.
Are you fucking serious? You’re a virgin or?
Yes, I am…
HAHA!
I should take this chance to thank you for giving me -my dick- some attention as well as exposure. You’re great!
That’s more like it π
The first, last, and all the girls in the middle.
Best comment lol
The first girl that saw my cock said it looked really big
Imagine the look on her face when she finally saw a big cock and then thought back to yours lol
There isnt even a cock to think back too
the first girl that saw my cock after 3 years told me my cock was too small for her and she started fucking this guy with a fat 9 inch cock.
Oh shit! LOL
First was my sister when she caught me she laughed, showed numerous friends of hers, all laughed, every girlfriend has laughed, still a virgin. Beginning to think I always will be.
Damn still a virgin even? HAHAHA
She was getting ready to give me a blowjob, but stopped when she took off my pants and laughed. Then she told all the other girls π
Awwww! Good.
Yes she did, my wife laughs at it daily.
Someone married it? Ewwww! lol
90% of girls laugh at mine, every girlfriend I’ve had has measured it and told me its the smallest they’ve seen
I was 22 and still a virgin, when I showed my dick to a girl for the first time… We met at a party and she invited me over to her place. We were both quite drunk and obviously, she was looking for a one night stand and somehow I got lucky. When we got to her place we started making out and pretty soon, she started undoing my belt and went down on me… I was very nervous and still completely limp, when she pulled down my boxers… I could hear her giggling but she quickly pulled herself together, wrapped her hand around it and began to jerk it. It took a minute or two for me to get hard and that’s when she started laughing… I naively asked her what she was laughing about and she just looked at me with this disappointed and pitiful look in her face…. I still didn’t get it, asked her again and finally told her about being a virgin. She took her hands off me, sat next to me and told me, that I should’ve told her earlier and that she wasn’t interested in having sex with a beginner… As I was leaving, right before she closed the door behind me, she told me: “I’m sorry to tell you this but you should know that your dick is way too skinny and too small.”