Does it even deserves to be called a ‘dick’?

My penis is about 1 inch when soft and 2.4 inches when hard and I just kinda thought about something. Does my ‘dick’ even deserves to be one? Like come on mine can’t even perform the role a dick is supposed to and I’m a premature one on top of that as well. I’ve literally had accidents in my pants while I look at women in public. I’m so glad nobody can tell if I’m hard or not but such a ‘dick’ of mine shouldn’t be called a dick. And yes I know I do require chastity asap to stop my accidents.