Gotta Be Extra Careful Wearing Khakis with a Small Penis
When I wear khaki pants to work, I have to be extra careful when I use the urinal. Obviously I like to avoid having the real men see my weak little dick.
But I also have to be careful of getting any droplets on my pants. They’re quite noticeable, and the fact that they’re only a couple inches below my belt makes it pretty obvious that I don’t have much going on down there.