I won a small penis contest a couple of years ago

A few years ago I won a live small penis contest that I didn’t sign up for.  I was at a kink party and the mistresses made the guys flash them and then they picked the guys for the contest.  I had the honor of winning and being called clit dick all night. 

Also I had to stay naked the entire party and have people congratulate me nonstop for being the “winner”.  At least I got some free drinks for being a good sport.  Another proud moment in the life of a small dick guy!