I would love to hear your opinion on my junk

I would love to hear your opinion on my junk. Thank you beautiful goddesses.

Now if this was limp I wouldn’t have too much to say but the way it’s sticking straight out it appears to be hard, which is not a good thing. It’s lacking girth and too short to please a woman but two finger tugging that sucker is clearly an option for ya!

P.S. Where are the balls?