Is it cold in here or is it just me?
I’m always shaved smooth from nose to toes, and just love showing the little fella to gals and t-girls; I love opinions about it, teasing is okay with me; in fact, I love it! The hole that goes with that pole loves toys, the bigger the better I always say 🙂
On my fucket list (like a bucket list, but this one is all about my fuck fantasies), is to go to a nude beach with one or more ladies, and being paraded around so everyone on the beach leaves with a story about a guy with the smallest dick ever! Throw in a shaved, smooth guy with a cock that makes mine look even smaller if that’s possible, and I’ll only have 1,068 more fuckets to go!
That’s totally fucking gross lol
Gross as in “keep that whatever you call it to yourself”, or just gross as in you don’t like it? Just curious 🙂
Gross in every way possible. It needs to be locked up and covered in panties so no one has to get sick seeing it.
Well that settles then… Panties on to hide my gross not-a-penis!