“Is it in yet?”: Tips for Humiliating Small Dicks

  1. Ask him while he is inserting his cock – “Are you in yet?”
  2. Tell him to hurry up and finish cause you want to watch TV or that you’re bored. Or stop him before he cums and tell him that it’s all for now and not let him cum, say you can’t feel anything – because he’s too small.
  3. Grab a ruler and measure his penis, and then measure his finger and compare the two. A ruler is a true testament to how small he is.
  4. Flirt with other men, smile at them, check out their bulges and talk about their behind…when you’re walking with your small endowed boyfriend.
  5. Talk about penis size in front of your boyfriend, telling them that a small penis is pretty useless and pathetic. Your boyfriend will be praying you don’t divulge his secret.
  6. Make him watch me enjoy my big dildo, compare it to his small penis then make him lick your juices off. Don’t ask, make him – order him!
  7. Remind him as frequently as I can that he has a small or little penis.
  8. Give your big dildo a blowjob in front of him, this will really, really turn him on. Taking him after the dildo will add to his humiliation.
  9. Measure his flaccid penis in cm or inch and start calling him by the number – “have you clean the kitchen, 4″?
  10. Place your large dildo, on your bedside table out in plain view. He will be reminded of his small penis every time he see it it’s an ongoing visual reminder for him that he has a little penis.
  11. Challenge his manhood sexually. Say things that might be construed as mean, but really turn him on for example, “Are you man enough to satisfy me?” Or, “Do you really think you can satisfy my pussy with that little dick?” Or, whispered into his ear, “Go deeper, go much, much deeper.”
  12. When giving him a blow job, stop and look up at him smiling and say “I love sucking your LITTLE dick!” He will love that.
  13. Discuss sex positions, and confessed to him that there are some positions that wouldn’t work for us because of his small size.
  14. Have you ever told anyone in confidence (like your girlfriends) that your husband is lacking in the penis department?  If so, have you told him this?  If not, why not?  He would probably be more excited than you can imagine.  Ask him this question, “Honey, would you be terribly upset if I ever told someone that you had a little penis?”  See what his reaction is.  It would probably make his little dick squirm.  You don’t even have to do it, but just planting a seed that you have thought about it or might do it would probably turn him on.  Not surprisingly, many small endowed men often fantasize about being “outed” for having a small dick.  They may or may not want it to happen in real life, but they think about it constantly.
  15. Demonstrate your knowledge of the subject by reminding him that there is no way he could fit into a regular condom and so he will need to look specifically for small or extra small condoms. You can even help educate him by telling him that the smaller condoms are usually described with code words like “closer fit” “snug” or “snugger fitting” so as not to embarrass smaller endowed men like him.  If he agrees, do not let him order them online, but rather suggest he go to a pharmacy or adult store to get them.  You can send him on his way, or, to really provide a titillating experience you can go with him.  If you go with him, you can approach it in one of two ways. You can tell him he has to go to the clerk and ask for small or extra small condoms.  If the clerk is a male he will be really embarrassed, and if it’s a female, he will be even more embarrassed.  But the ultimate embarrassment for him is if it’s a female clerk, and you tell him to stand by while you go up to her and say something like, “We’re looking for small or extra small condoms.  My husband is really small down there if you know what I mean?”  Can you imagine how humiliating this would be for him?
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