Laser Measured penis using the new iPhone measuring app

Laser Measured.  Using the new iPhone measuring app yielded undeniable and unexpected results.  My Tiny Cock is only 9.3 cm or 3.6 inches… I used to call it 4 inches!  Will any woman ever want this?

The measuring tape doesn’t lie! You have a tiny penis that’s way below average. Sure you might find a woman that would want it – just expect her to be morbidly obese, butt ugly, work as a hooker or all of the above.