My name is Mike and I have a Tiny Dick!

I’m half Asian and I certainly got the Asian genes when it came to what passes for my penis.  I wanted to unzip in front of all the mistresses here and be subjected to some top quality SPH.  I am partly erect in this photo.

I’ve twice had something with a woman end before it started due to my lack of manhood, one of which I told in my “SPH at a Bar” post.  I also once couldn’t use a Fleshlight I purchased because my cock was too short to reach the textured part.  One of my finer moments was finding out my dick was so short, it barely made it to the other side of a glory hole I tried to use at a club.  The woman on the other side just laughed and refused to service me.  And yes, I jerk off with one hand. 

It has been over a year since I’ve had sex with a woman whom I’ve picked up and I’ve had to pay for all the sex I’ve had since then, which means escorts, hookers, and strip clubs and even then, I’ve not always been safe as I’ve once had a stripper laugh at me.

Now, I actually consider SPH I’ve received as a good thing as it’s a reminder that tiny-dicked losers like myself should not be having sex and risk passing on our crappy genes. Sex is for real men with large cocks. It’s just natural selection. 

Anyway, now my penis mugshot is available for the whole world to see and to subject to SPH.  It’s like my actual mugshot that went all over the Internet for humiliation after that DUI I stupidly got years ago, but after thinking about it some, a picture of me in a less-than-sober state and in an orange jumpsuit while cooling off in the drunk tank is probably less embarrassing than this.

I also realize that I’m not man enough to wear that Packers jersey.  However, I might be suited to trying out for one of the collegiate cheerleading squads they use.

Also, fun fact.  Those are my favorite jeans.  They’re sort of fashion jeans (Quiksilver, if you are interested, as I’m a bit of a beach/surf bum).  One thing I noticed is that the length of the zipper is noticeably shorter than normal jeans.  I found it…very appropriate for myself.  A small fly for a small man.

I noticed most of the mistresses here believe that the proper way to handle tiny dicks is to fit them in chastity devices and the have the owner switch from underwear to panties.  Am I being given the same diagnosis?

Unleash the SPH, mistresses!