Measuring up to complete shit
Dick Size Challenge: Grape Dick Edition
Wifey made the right decision locking up this l ...
I measure 5 inches. But do I look like I’m 4 in ...
This is me fully hard And that’s frigging pathetic!
I think it’s getting smaller! Wait a minute?
4 inches soft must be about 8 inches hard right?
Sometimes you just gotta face reality…
In a thong, bra, tights, princess dress and hee ...
Fully hard!! Tell me what you think. Be honest.
It’s too small to please a Woman so now I drop ...
She didn’t really need the measuring tape ...
Had to make a new account I’m back!
Big? Small? Average? What do you think?
Here’s a monster dick to make all the little on ...
iOS 12 is useful for measuring tiny cocklettes
Here is the proof I’m 5 inches! Looks like you’ ...
Soft vs hard. I had a chance at being respectab ...
Always try to hide the measuring tape so it can ...
My totally pathetic little dicklette, it’s fine ...
Failed another one, maybe one day I’ll find one ...