Unfortunately this is the full boner

That’s a boner? No wonder your hand naturally forms the letter “L” for loser dick, when holding it back. It feels wrong even referring to it like it’s a dick because it’s not. That lil’ nuisance needs to be denied sex and freedom!

What in the fuck is that supposed to do for anyone? Shave those pubes off your faggy dick and get some panties on because you’re packing a clitty not a dicky.