Wife’s friend says I have a small cock

 

I got drunk at my wife’s friends Halloween party and was accused of stealing something. When I was really just looking at some panties in the hamper. Her friend accused me of having a small dick and sending her pics.

So in other words your wife’s friend is being honest? It sounds like you have a small dicklette and were looking to steal or sniff her panties like a pervert to me lmao