Real men have actual penises but you don’t. You have a boy dick or a very tiny pee-pee. Say that out loud: I have a tiny pee-pee!
“I have a tiny pee-pee!”
I Have a Tiny Peepee!!
Source: via Subbie on Freakden
“I have a tiny pee-pee!”
I Have a Tiny Peepee!!