Ha! You didn’t really plan to fuck me wit ...
Give me my swimsuit back…
It’s kinda sad that your cock is so small ...
My, my, you DO have a small one, don’t you!
Wow, that’s as big as it gets?
It’s always obvious when your wife is tal ...
That is the smallest thing I’ve ever seen!
You’re just a sad little man-boy…
Sorry. That IS your erection, isn’t it.
Oh my God! I had never believed it could be tha ...
I told all my friends how small your penis is.
You’re so small that I probably wouldn ...
OMG!!! She told us you were small…
Oh my GOD look how tiny you are!
Drop your pants and show my friends your little ...
Oh dear, you DO have a small one, don’t you.
He sure has a small dick!
Do you think a girl could actually even FEEL a ...
It was the worst sex I’ve ever had.
C’mon, show us your tiny weenie…