hadesora
Look how big my tits are…
It said “extra small” on the packet.
Small hands around a small dick
Looks familiar…
I know which one I’m closer to…
Sorry, I don’t date tiny dick losers.
All of us are wearing heels bigger than your dick
It’s the size of my 10 year old brother
Tiny dick
Small
Tiny dick!
Your dick is smaller than this
And you won’t be the last
I don’t blame you
What does the tape measure say?
Yep!
I’m sorry for laughing, but your dick is ...
You have a pathetic little baby dick that will ...
Eww! It’s sooooo tinyyyyyy!
I feel rude telling people that you have such a ...
You heard right.
Sure is!
If you had four more inches and twice as thick, ...
Tell your guy he’s small…
