You call that a cock? (SPH Captions)
The water is not even cold!
That dick is too small for sex
Sex for you is limited to socks and tissues
You said you were big but that is pathetic
Blow a load in your own pants loser
Nobody can even tell that you are hard
Your dick is thinner than a straw
You get so much handpussy
Humping your fist again like a loser
Always remember these facts about your small penis